Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Recipe: Morning Protein Shake

Ingredients

1 sleeping boyfriend or husband
1 horny cumslut
2 silk scarves


  1. Preheat cumslut by masturbating to orgasm next to husband.
  2. Tie husband's wrists to bed frame.
  3. Peel boxers off of husband to reveal hard cock.
  4. Baste cock gently with tongue until shaft is glazed with saliva.
  5. Taking shaft firmly in hand, stroke up and down while also rotating hand.
  6. Husband should now be fully awake. Ignore pleas to wrap your lips around his cock or to impale your dripping pussy with it. Continue stroking, varying depth of the strokes and continuing to rotate wrists.
  7. Dribble saliva onto cockhead for lubrication as needed.
  8. Continue kneading and stroking until husband is ready to cum. Toes may curl slightly, moaning and breathing at near orgasmic levels, and shaft should be beginning to pulse and throb in your hand.
  9. Remove hand. Husband should groan and attempt to free his hands to finish the job. Timing is important; cock should be standing straight up and jism should begin erupting and streaming in beautiful rivulets down his shaft.
  10. When finished observing this lovely sight, slide lips over cockhead and engulf him in your mouth. Full orgasm should follow.

7 Comments:

Blogger Shon Richards said...

And you cook? There is no end to your talents :)

7:11 AM  
Blogger Terri Madison said...

I can boil water without burning it. Does that count?

He didn't marry me for my cooking...

8:31 AM  
Blogger Desireous said...

Oh this one was pricless!

hugs
Des

12:27 PM  
Blogger Terri Madison said...

And yummy too!

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for sharing this recipe -- I hope lots of woman (and male cocksuckers) try it out with their favotire cock.

12:57 AM  
Blogger littlemikemack said...

Protein Shake, Rattle and Roll

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm remembering Phyllis Diller's joke about a cocktail called the Deep Throat: "Heavy cream, put a head on it and hold the rocks."

6:00 PM  

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